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Instead of writing a huge farewell, I'd like to go out saying that I'll miss you all. I currently am residing in Kanata, Ontario, Canada and it's really beautiful here. I'm glad to know my friends from Callisto are doing well and moving on with new projects and life in general. Good luck guys, I'll be in touch as always. Oh, and of course.. have a nice day :D

____________ROB____________

PE@CE
  Rob's Stories - Pussy - Eugene, I figured out now that you're nothing more then a no life internet shit brick. But instead of easily telling you off this week, I've decided to let it go, let me tell you all why. First off, I've made my statement clear enough by making a challenge to fight your pussy ass, but it seems that you just want to hide behind your mother's cooter. But don't fret momma's boy, if you don't show up on March 15th, I've got hacker access. I've got my computer running on the site's stats all day, once you write something in the Fallen Souls area, I've got your familys' last name, number, and address, so don't worry, I'll come to your house and cut you a new pussy to play with in your throat, and don't think I'm just shitting around with you dude. Another thing is that the Callisto fans are sick of you and your mindless crap, and I'm sick of your terrible spelling. Another thing is that you seem to get off writting about me, although I've already told you that I don't swing your way ok? I'm serious man, tell you what, just go fuck your dad like you always do. One last thing, did you know that the Deadlights aren't even together anymore? How can you say you're from the undeground when you don't even know when an underground band has broken up? That's odd. And as for Slipknot, they're mainstream, not underground you idiot. If you're looking for good "underground" bands, check out Opium, Killstream, Melevolence, or even Cloak Ordiance. Sure you've never heard of these bands, but I have, so if you want to say you're from the underground, you can say it, but we all know you are nothing more then a mainstream rap loving piece of shit, faggot. And learn how to use a comma in your writting man, it's sad. But be sure to use it in the right places, knowing how stupid you are you'll just put them in randomly. And Callisto fans, just ignore Eugene when he writes shit on here. Let him talk all he wants to about his winning the immaginary "war" thing. Sad as it is, this kid still thinks he's 10 years old, just let the child grow up, he'll grow balls one day alright? good.... have a nice day :D
____________ROB____________

  Rob's Stories - Old School - Hey everyone out there in this new fucked up world! This is Rob, and I'm going to be writing new shit on my feelings about what's going on out there, besides all this war crap! Anyways, the guys of Callisto granted me a small part to write on this site, so thank them if you like what I have to say about shit in life. Now, first on my mind, is.. music, (naturally the first).. I have to say that everything is coming up big for garbage bands that all sound the same...like shit rotting in a horse's ASS!!! Fuck all that new shit! Fuck all the Media!! AND TO FUCKING HELL WITH BOY BANDS!!! They don't even god damn work on their music, it's all written by some dipshits that still fuck their pillows at night! What else can I say about it? Sure their are some really good bands popping up lately now, like Stereomud for instance, but one band isn't going to be enough to please all the different minds out there! These Fucking stupid record companys need to stop being so damn greedy and put some good hard working bands on their lables, like Infra Red (If they haven't been signed yet, I don't know). Piss headed jock wigger wannabe mother fuckers are all that work for lables, and they don't know shit, just like when they were in school, we all know they get paid through college from mommy and daddy.. Oh! And if my angry first speech has in any way offended you, or just annoyed you, well... TOO FUCKING BAD!!!
You can kiss my ass you little dipshits!!!

For those of you that don't know who I am yet, I'm Rob. I'm just some fucked up individual from Illinois. I like to piss people off that piss me off, which seems to be about everybody these days. Now we get alot of emails everyday about why the fuck I'm so pissed off or some shit like that. Well if you keep asking me why I'm so pissed off all the time, then I'll write an article just for your fucking dumb ass then. Would any of you like that? I DIDN'T FUCKING THINK SO!!! So anyways, the number one rule and lesson of the today is.. don't fucking piss me off! In fact to tell you the truth, I'm getting pissed off more and more just thinking about how you dumb ass mother fucking idiots send me shit that makes no fucking sense. I mean don't any of you people that send me email have any logical questions to ask? Or are you all just so fucking stupid? Cause if that's the reason then I'll understand, stupid people need the most attention. On a plus side to cool me down, I have to say that the fans that are sending the band bad ass emails kick ass! Some of those pics and letters are really cool, thanks alot everyone for that stuff! But back to my buisness now, FUCK ALL POSERS! FUCK ALL STUPID PEOPLE! AND FUCK ALL THE MEDIA! YOU PEOPLE CAN SUCK MY COCK!!! This was Rob and I am outta here people, see you next month!

  Starving Madness! People out there looking for the truth, just got it from Rob! Be hungry for truth no longer.. music is important in life, but other matters can come before that even, and even though this so called "WAR ON TERRORISM" has begun... all we see is useless death and destruction.. A "Jihad" does NOT mean war, go look it up. War is war, we all think we're getting screwed having our taxes go to killing people. And yes innocent people are getting killed.

-And Always Remember.. Money is power, money brings jelousy, money is evil, to a world of brutallity-

"Chris - Bass Player of Callisto.. 2001"

Remember that Our Dark Shadow.. leans over all!!